annoying people, gotta love em

Some people on facebook seriously annoy the hell out of me. Their status updates and what shit,  i wanna unfriend them all but I just can't. They're my friends in real life so sdlkflksdjfds

for example, my darlings,

1) "now playing..... (random song) by (random artist) <3" 

Once or twice, I wouldn't really mind but telling the whole darn world about your darn playlist the entire time is just plain idiotic. MY ENTIRE NEWS FEED IS FULL OF YOUR UPDATES ALONE OK

2) Like this status if (blablablabla)

If it's about something clever and inspiring and motivational, then ok whatever, i might even like it. but "like this status if you haven't brushed your teeth" omg watch out we got a badass over here

3) mlm tOwk ku c m0wk td0w bh@.....huehuehue~ i missz mye huBBye muahwkzz

seriously gtfo.

why are we even friends.